About Me
- Violetta de la Luna
- Biography: Ms. Violetta Orchid de la Luna is a longtime resident of Room 303, Hotel de la Nuit. Fluent in 39 languages including the Binary Code, she trained at the Plaza Hotel and graduated with honors after successfully cultivating 102 varieties of melon. Universally adored by great blue herons and willow trees, she has fallen deeply in love with a Thai cowboy. After recovering from a bout with the guillotine, she fled the North Wind and in due course was exiled from the Isle of Despair. Although Ms. de la Luna was twice fired from Walt Disney's "Finding Nemo on Ice," she is the reigning runner-up in the Miss Hungarian 50-yard dash. At a key juncture in her career, Violetta was charged with multiple counts of whimsy. According to authorities, she remains under warrant for assault and revelry, and her probation will end in the year of her choosing. Despite this notoriety, her birthday was proclaimed a National Holiday in Azerbaijan.
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